“If I needed some help, then I didn’t want to do it”

“It’s hard to live / When all you have to give / Is used in just getting by”

I feel like a slave/And I forgot to shave

We serve the gays that the cat drags in / Even those horrible Log Cabins

How can fake Dolly change your life? Budweiser makes it all feel right!

“I thought that I’d feel better/I don’t/I thought I’d find another/I won’t/I thought I could get over you/I can’t”

“What we had was something/But the something’s gone away”

“I have no faith in us/because you know I’m Aquarius”

“I had so much to pack. But I loved you. You didn’t love me back”

“there’s something beautiful in each day’s new beginnin’”

“…all I’ve learned is how to drink…”

“I DID MY DRINKING WHILE I LISTENED TO COUNTRY”

This seems to have become my signature song…

“Someday the gravy train will be all dried up at your station/My rawhide bones will be just little scraps of frustration”