Dr. Larrénstein’s Monster Tees are the latest creations to come out of the House of Larréon laboratories. In defiance of the torch wielding mobs of fundamentalist T-Shirt purists accusing our lab staff of creating abominations in the face of merch stands everywhere, our scientists have culled specimens of tour shirts and novelty tees from around the country, cut them up, and sewn them back together in nightmarish combinations that are as horrifying to the eye as they are disturbing to the soul!

Actually, they’re pretty cute and easy to wear & care for! And at $50 and less, they are the cheapest original House of Larréon garments – complete with classic blue House of Larréon label – available on the market today!!

Each one is unique and handmade in the atélier, so please take a close look at the photos, check out the measurements listed below, and contact me before you order if you have any questions!