Dr. Larréonstein’s Monster Tee “Gretchen Wilson DCTL Train” Size M/L
Dr. Larréonstein’s Monster Tees are the latest creations to come out of the House of Larréon laboratories. In defiance of the torch wielding mobs of fundamentalist T-Shirt purists accusing our lab staff of creating abominations in the face of merch stands everywhere, our scientists have culled specimens of tour shirts and novelty tees from around the country, cut them up, and sewn them back together in nightmarish combinations that are as horrifying to the eye as they are disturbing to the soul!
Actually, they’re pretty cute and easy to wear & care for! And at $50 or less, they are the cheapest original House of Larréon garments – complete with classic blue House of Larréon label – available on the market today!!
Each one is unique and handmade in the atélier, so please take a close look at the photos, check out the measurements listed below, compare with other t-shirts you have at home that fit you well, and contact me before you order if you have any questions!
Also, please note: I am a horrible/lazy photographer. Everything looks way better in real life than it does in these blurry, dingy photos!
Gretchen Wilson DCTL Train is made from 3 concert t-shirts: a Gretchen Wilson, an AC/DC, and a George Strait. Size is a Medium/Large with a pretty symmetrical fit and uneven hem. Check the measurements!!
***FREE THING!!! FREE THING!!! I cannot alter these shirts for fit, but if you prefer what I like to call a “ballet neckline,” I will be happy to cut out the collar and finish it with a narrow hem for you FREE OF CHARGE. Also, if you don’t like the uneven hem at the bottom, I can even it out for you up to the shortest length, also FOR FREE. Warning, though- asymmetry and car wash hems are SERIOUSLY TRENDING right now. Well, as seriously as a fashion trend can be taken, so not seriously. But still: FREE HEMMING!***
shoulder seam to shoulder seam: 18 1/4″
inside collar to wearer’s left shoulder seam: 6″
inside collar to wearer’s right shoulder seam: 7″
wearer’s left side center of shoulder to bottom of hem: 26 1/2″
wearer’s right side center of shoulder to bottom of hem: 27 1/2″
Care: Machine wash cold and tumble dry. For longer wear, darker colors and fit, hang dry when possible.